Silly Suicide Poem

Annie oh Annie go get me your gun.
I'm tired of playing and now I'm no fun.
I won't be good friends, not with anyone.
Click goes the hammer and bang I'm all done.

Terri Oh Terri go get me your blade,
I wanted sweet tea and they gave lemonade,
Cannot be sugary I'm a sour tirade,
Slice goes the knife, and to rest I am laid.

Lisa Oh Lisa, go get me a noose,
I unlocked the hen house and let out the goose,
I'm at war with myself and I can't call a truce,
Choke goes the rope, my soul is turned loose.

Erin Oh Erin go get me cyanide,
My trucks in the shop and now I won't ride,
Since I have no wheels, I no longer have pride,
Gulp goes the poison, at the end no one cried.

People Oh People go get me a car,
I'm tired and lonely, my friend is the bar,
Though these words all flow, my head's in a jar,
Breathe in monoxide, it'll make me a star.